Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.