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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.