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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

Milky Way Jokes More Milky Way Jokes

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.