Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Milky Way Jokes More Milky Way Jokes

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.