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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Milky Way Jokes More Milky Way Jokes

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.