Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Milky Way Jokes More Milky Way Jokes

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!