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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Milky Way Jokes More Milky Way Jokes

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.