Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!