Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Milky Way Jokes More Milky Way Jokes

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.