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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.