Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Milky Way Jokes More Milky Way Jokes

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!