Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate