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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion