Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.