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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!