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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!