Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.