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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Donkey Kong Jokes More Donkey Kong Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.