Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.