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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.