Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.