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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.