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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.