Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

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Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The Nobel Prize.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.