Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!