Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Display Jokes More Display Jokes

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!