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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

Display Jokes More Display Jokes

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!