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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.