Because he was outstanding in his field!
They hate plaque buildup.
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
A little plaque.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
The No-Bell prize.
Ph.P.
The No-Bell prize!
The Nobel Prize.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
They love to swim in gold coins.
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
Because it was accidental.
Your dentist.
Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.
It just logged on...
Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Because 12 13 14!
Because it was always running out of the pen.
Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
Just planning ahead...
They got tired of all the minotaurs.
Because his home was a maze thing.
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
Because they make cents!