Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The Nobel Prize.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

Little Plaque Jokes More Little Plaque Jokes

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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What are some of the best comments on threads?

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Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

Http://cms.bsu.edu/

Display Jokes More Display Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What do you call a mod in r/News?

Removed

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.