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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.