Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money