Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money