Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

How do people with acid reflux complain?

Errr mer GERD

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field