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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Where do people with one leg work at?

And what are the employees names?

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.