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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!