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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE