What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE