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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.