What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.