Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post