Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

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How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...