Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant