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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora