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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.