Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post