Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post