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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad