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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.