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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing