Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!