Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

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What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing