Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.