Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager