Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.