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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing