Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.