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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the chicken happy?

Everything was eggcellent.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.