Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.