Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.