Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.