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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.