What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.