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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.