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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.