What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)