Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!