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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!