Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

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Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.