Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.