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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Her husband on a date.

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Because he couldn't find a Date!

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The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!