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Prom Jokes

How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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Abduct Jokes More Abduct Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Ronda Jokes More Ronda Jokes

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.