In a lmaosine
Prom
She got Holm schooled told me to go here.
Because he couldn't find a Date!
He had noBODY to go with.
His ghoul friend.
He had no body to go with.
Because he had no body to go with!
Because it had nobody.
Let's bond!
The lanlord!
He didn't have the guts for it.
On a telebone.
A misdememer.
Do you even Lyft, bro?
When somebody asks for a raise
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Cherry-atric
A Tourist!
Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?
It was a high school.
