Prom Jokes

How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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