Prom Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.