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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom