Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.