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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.