What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.