What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!