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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Instructor Jokes More Instructor Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.