What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Previous Random Joke Next
Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Instructor Jokes More Instructor Jokes

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.