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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

Instructor Jokes More Instructor Jokes

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!