What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.