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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!