Knee Jokes

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

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Doughnuts!

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So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

What do you call a sister who works for you?

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Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)