Knee Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

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Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

British Guy Jokes More British Guy Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears