Knee Jokes

Britney Spears

Because he had no knees

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

A Two-knee fish!.....

A tunee fish.

Birds of prey!

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

We're not sandwiches.

It's all out of eggs.

An acappellago

A good start.

A Two-knee fish!.....

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Slanta Claus.

A crustacean.

It is a day to be tankful.

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Because its Na.

I thought you said you'd never forget....

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Because he was always pinching things.

Knee Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

What's the best thing about bee's?

What do you call a fish with two knees?

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

How do I raise my kids?

What if my knees start to hurt?

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What kind of fish has two knees?

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

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