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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey