What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"