What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Previous Random Joke Next

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)