What did Water say to Fire when they me...

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?