What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at