March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans