What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Previous Random Joke Next
Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted