How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How do introverts feel within society?

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...