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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!