How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.