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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.