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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.