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Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho