How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.