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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Too many cheetahs!

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.