Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Buy a deck of cards.

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade