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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade