Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.