It wanted to play squash.
Student: "Alive".
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Because he's an Xboxer.
Because there's no Americans sitting in them.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Pumpkin
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
His red wings.
Is that you coffin
You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
