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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.