Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.