Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.