Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.