How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."