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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.