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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."