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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."