What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille