He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Play the national anthem
I said play pope music not pop music.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
He was baroque.
Nothing, instruments don't talk.
The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
The holy braille
