What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille