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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille