What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille