Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.