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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.