Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.