Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.