Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.