What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.