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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.