What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.