What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving