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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.