What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.