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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment