Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time