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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

Homeless Chick Jokes More Homeless Chick Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere