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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Homeless Chick Jokes More Homeless Chick Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.