What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!