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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.