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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!