Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in