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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Race Car Driver Jokes More Race Car Driver Jokes

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

Hitchhiker Jokes More Hitchhiker Jokes

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.