Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."