Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.