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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!