Because its head is so far away from its body.
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
A baby with a javellin through its head.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'
He needed places to hide the bodies.
So they can reach their head!
Because their feet stink.
Because their heads are so far from their bodies!
Cause its feet smell.