Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.