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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.