Because its head is so far away from its body.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
It lacks body
A long necked toothbrush.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
Because their feet stink.
