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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.