Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.