Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Who's there! Cyprus! Cyprus who?

Cyprus the bell!

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.