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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work