What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.