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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle?

A Bouncer