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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy