Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What is a flea's favourite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.