Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.