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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.