Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.