What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.