Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye