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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.