What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.