What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.