What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.