May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
You owe me one cannoli.
Vader-hosen!
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
A power strip.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
They don't understand the concept of charging.
Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.