What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.