Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
The guy likes his power chords too much.
She probably gets royalties
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
Shiitake mushrooms.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.