How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.