22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
