How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What is the population of Somalia?

About 10kg (22 lbs).