How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.