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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar