Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

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Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn