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Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

Who's there! Argo! Argo who?

Argo down the shops! Kn