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Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn