Outlaws are wanted people
A small medium at large.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
More than one mother-in-law.
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Put them inside a woman's body.
Law suits!
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
A degree in law.
Om's Law.
Women Say the Darndest Things
One of them is actually wanted!
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
A small medium at large
Disburse!
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
He married his cousin.
Two mothers-in-law.
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
It broke the law of gravity!
The Law of the jungle!
A Small Medium at Large
Dual air bags.
Almond the side of the law! Kn
Because it's easier than running from the law.
WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.
Hmm No risk do both.
Not enough sand.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
They must follow the letter of the law.
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
The law of gravity
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
Covers tracks
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)
A Yutopia
Terraformal wear.
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
They lie still.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Karma chameleon
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Because they take a fence to that.
They both work on crowded platforms.
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.
Mumbai
Dog gone!
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
That's a huge axe man!
I cry when I chop an onion.
