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What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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What does a meditating cow say?

OoOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........

What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.