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How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

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How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar?

Total internal reflection.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

What does a meditating cow say?

OoOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........