Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...