Because m = AIt
It was a work of friction.
Quarkiplier
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because the quark had a strange flavour
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Too much work.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!
Don't do it! You have potential!
Because he was a physicist.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
There's no such thing as negative energy
Fission chips.
My ghosh
The torque
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
The week force.
Baryon my wayward son!
A Van De Graaff.
Because it wouldn't commute!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
Causal fridays.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Herr Jordan
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
They've got no sole.
Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.
Don't ask her out again
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Ein stein.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Sneakers
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
I think this is a set up!
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
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