Because m = AIt
It was a work of friction.
Quarkiplier
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because the quark had a strange flavour
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Too much work.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!
Don't do it! You have potential!
Because he was a physicist.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
There's no such thing as negative energy
Fission chips.
My ghosh
The torque
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
The week force.
Baryon my wayward son!
A Van De Graaff.
Because it wouldn't commute!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
Causal fridays.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
None, we just swap out your whole house
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
Everything
Because I saw so.
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell
I think this is a set up!
Audi *tips hat*
Danke.
There was too much friction.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
