Because m = AIt
It was a work of friction.
Quarkiplier
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because the quark had a strange flavour
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Too much work.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!
Don't do it! You have potential!
Because he was a physicist.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
Fission chips.
My ghosh
The torque
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
The week force.
Baryon my wayward son!
A Van De Graaff.
Because it wouldn't commute!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
Causal fridays.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
They torque.
Torque
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
M: Protesting this conversation.
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Everything
Because I saw so.
Damn, son. It's about time!
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
First, invade ze kitchen...
Because deep down they are really nice.
Yesallwomen
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
