Because m = AIt
It was a work of friction.
Quarkiplier
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because the quark had a strange flavour
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Too much work.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!
Don't do it! You have potential!
Because he was a physicist.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
There's no such thing as negative energy
Fission chips.
My ghosh
The torque
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
The week force.
Baryon my wayward son!
A Van De Graaff.
Because it wouldn't commute!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
Causal fridays.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Polyarmory
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.
He will tell you.
A concave man
Anything to ease the pain.
Torque
They torque.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
An issue.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
