Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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What does the ducks in Cern say?

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What does the quantum duck say?

Quark Quark

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Cheesecake Jokes More Cheesecake Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Astrophysicist Jokes More Astrophysicist Jokes

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything