Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Astrophysicist Jokes More Astrophysicist Jokes

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Cheesecake Jokes More Cheesecake Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.