Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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Cheesecake Jokes More Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Astrophysicist Jokes More Astrophysicist Jokes

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego.

What's the fastest drink in the world?

Sonic the eggnog.