Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

Cheesecake Jokes More Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Quark Quark Jokes More Quark Quark Jokes

What does the quantum duck say?

Quark Quark

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.