Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour