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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What dance moves do physicists do?

The torque

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.