Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.