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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.