Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection