Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

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What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?