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Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.