Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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Set Jokes More Set Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!