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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

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What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.