Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.