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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

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What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned