Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.